to the mystery mower,
Tuesday, June 20 at 8:12 AM

thank you for cutting our grass yesterday.

you made two ladies smile (and wonder who the heck you are).

your kindness is much appreciated.

sincerely,

me.

ew.
Tuesday, June 13 at 9:34 PM

so...today, whitney (one of the coolest people i know) and i went to moe's for lunch.

on the way there, right in front of the mall, traffic got a little heavy. i looked at this car on the other side of the road...

and i couldn't believe what i saw. i pointed it out to whitney. and we both gasped.

this man was clipping his nose hairs. right there in traffic. in his rearview mirror.

i mean, seriously...we've all seen car nose pickers and car makeup appliers.

but car nose hair trimmers? ew.

what is this world coming to?